I am actually a colony of purple fungal spores clinging to the underside of a rock in a cave located in the northeast Ohio area. My species hasn't been discovered by humans yet, but when they do, I hope they don't disrupt my telepathic connection with the internet in their efforts to study me. If anyone has any sort of influence over research expedition grants and whatnot, please do me a favor and and make sure they stay clear of my home, ok?